A Difficult Decision Essay, Research Paper

Steve Bayne

1/31/00

English IV

Mr. Larson

Persuasive Essay

A Difficult Decision

Throughout each of our lives, we go through many trials. Life seems like a big smack in the face at times. Anyone can relate to this, because no one has had a perfect life, a life without blemish. Hardships are a part of life, without them we wouldn?t learn the difference between hot and cold or right and wrong. The decisions we make now will affect us for the rest of our lives. I?ve had my share of hardships in the first 17 years of my life. I?ve faced some difficult times, nothing compared to the future I?m sure. At the moment I am torn in a decision that could affect my whole life. This decision could make me a wealthy, prosperous man one way and another it could increase my health and standard of living. It could also make me very unhealthy and even place me on the very lowest of the social scale. You wonder ?What in the world could be so dramatic that it could affect someone?s life so drastically?? It?s simply a choice between ?Scott Bathroom Tissue? or ?Soft ?N Gentle Bathroom Tissue?. Remember that the decision you make could bless your life, or damage it. You may think that this topic is unusual and rather out of bounds, but if you think about it, it really is a big controversy. You shouldn?t think about how you feel about this, you should take into account your bottom?s feelings, because basically that?s the usual area it?s used. We should take this decision into depth, shall we?

Scott Bathroom Tissue is in the lower class of toilet paper. If bathroom tissue had a social scale similar to ours, then Scott tissue would be the hobo bums that live on the street?still worth somet