Modern Science Is Bullshit Essay, Research Paper

Note: Less of an essay, more a branching statement.

Recent medical experiments by some distiguished doctor person reveals

that sun-light is actually good for your skin, despite medical evidence

proving that extensive exposure to sunlight is carcinogenic.

Cellular phone radiation may or may not cause brain tumours and cancer

of the brain. Nobody knows, because one guy says that the radiation

does damage, and the other says its a benefit to your mind.

I’m not going to pretend I’m any expert on the matter- but it appears

that seeing as we have run out of new things to dicover, money is being

wasted on solution-less problems. Thus modern science is bullshit.

- Dan Abbasi, England