Oh Really? Essay, Research Paper

Oh Really,

you think i am a lark,

the dogs they run and bark,

but when i say to them,

shut up shut up shut up,

you say to be nice to them,

“how would you like it if i treated you that way”,

Oh really they i did say,

upon my first swat of the bum,

i would use my teeth to shred through your thumb,

i would rip through your chest and pull out your beating heart,

and in one final bite,

you would be no more,

i would wrap around your leg,

and hump you across the floor,

out of a daze i would soon snap,

as your foot began to tap,

“how would you like it…hmmm?”,

I would like it just fine,

“Oh really?”