Destroying Your Health By Smoking Cigarettes Essay, Research Paper

Destroying Your Health By Smoking Cigarettes

If you really want to ruin your health then smoking cigarettes is one of

the best ways I know how to do it. Smoking cigarettes cause lung cancer,

emphysema, and the one thing that most people notice right off hand is bad

breath. If you are into destroying your health, I want you to follow these step

so that you can be on your way to an unhappy and unhealthy life, number one buy

the cigarettes, number two smoke them, and number three this one is really

important never ever quit smoking.

I have found that most people who want to destroy themselves quickly

will smoke a no filtered brand of cigarettes, so let say you picked out the

brand Pallmall-Reds. I understand these are one of the strongest brands of

cigarettes you can buy. Yes, there are plenty of other brands of cigarettes out

there but why bother going threw all that money to pick the right one when you

can take my word on it? These are really strong cigarettes. How do I know,

because take one out and look at it, you will notice that there is no filter on

the end of it. Due to no filter you will get none of the toxins filtered

Without filtering out some of the toxins you will destroy yourself quicker; that

is the goal we are seeking, is it not? Lets take out one of our friends (we will

call them that to be funny) and look at it. It is about five to six inches in

length, maybe a half inch wide with little brown things that look somewhat like

coffee grounds inside a thin white paper cylinder. Smell it, a significant

number of people actually enjoy the way tobacco products smell, but they will

not smoke them. I myself find that ominously odd.

Now smoking the cigarette is very important. If you do not smoke it you

will not reach your goal to destroy your health. So let us begin with the

lighting of the cigarette. Place the cigarette in your mouth, just the tip of

it. Do not bother with looking to put the filtered end in your mouth, because

if you remember there is no filter on is brand of cigarette. After you have

placed our friend in your mouth you will need to tilt your head. Tilting is

something most people do when ?lighting up,” this process is what majority of

people do. Now when you tilt your head it really does not make a difference

which way you tilt it. In my opinion when tilting occurs you will tilt left or

right depending on which hand you use, then again I am no expert on tilting to

“light up.” At this time we will light the end that is opposite of the end that

is in our mouths. We will call this end of the cigarette the ?cherry,” this

term is slang and the only slang term I know. Notice the reddish, orange glow

that occurs after you have lit the ?cherry.” Some people say that is it a

beautiful color. Now that we have started the procedure to destroying your

health, let make sure we never forget to inhale. Inhaling is how you get the

cigarette smoke into your lungs, which in turn (somehow) places the toxins into

your body. The proper why to inhale cigarette smoke is to exhale (letting all

the air out of you lungs) first, then place the cigarette in your mouth as we

discussed before and draw in on the cigarette. Inhaling is just like taking in

a deep breath. If you need to practice before you start with the real thing, I

would recommend do that. I would recommend doing a little practicing first.

All right now that we are on the right road to destroying our health

lets remember that we should never ever try to quit. Quitting is something that

well only help you in making your health better, and that is not the goal we

have set for ourselves. Cigarettes help keep you thin and give you energy if

you quit you will only get remarkably obese on top of becoming extraordinarily

tired. Sure maybe that only happens to some people, but if you do quit you will

most likely become a healthier person in the long run. We can not let that

happen. Now can we?

Remember the steps I have laid out for you buy the cigarettes a strong

non-filtered one is the best. Smoke them, after you have practiced try getting

up to at least six packs a day, and the last and most important thing never ever

try to quit, it will only make your life a living hell. Besides this is the

best way to destroy your health, and is that not what you are trying to do.

Just think you will be just like thousands maybe millions of other people who

are on the same road.