Piffle Essay, Research Paper

Well now brown cow

Said swaggering sow

Explain to me just how

That all things equal though in part

Incongruous as my sonorous fart

Can fickle minds do part

And reason thinks that all that is

Is merely product like my piss

More often not I aim but miss

Thus ruminate brown cow my gist

Profane you are dear pig she said

Ti?s simply question how you?re fed

And then like plover ducks are bled

Sow chews and contemplates this sight

And cogitates what?s said contrite

A sense of purpose lost to woe

What reason then mentation flow

But what dear cow intent endears

That I be party to those fears

For I?ll chew cud when folly nears