Hard Core Bunny Essay, Research Paper

Mr. Wiggins woke up Monday morning to the painful screeching of his alarm clock drilling through his ear. He hated that alarm clock with a passion. It greeted him every morning with that same awful sound giving him a head ache to start off the day. He practically rolled out of bed falling onto the floor. He crawled across his blue shag carpet to the light switch. His eyes were forced shut from sleep which is always very irritating. When he hit the switch his big weary eyes opened involuntarily and were pierced with the excruciating pain of bright light. Which made his head ache even more. He stumbled to the shower and turned on the hot water full blast. Then remembering it was the day his dear friend turned 16 he said, ?today is the day? ?today is the day I shall find the perfect gift for my best friend?

On the other side of the village in HARD CORE forest HARD

CORE bunny wasJust waking up. The HARD CORE sun had

intruded into her HARD CORE bunny hole and surrounded

her room causing her to flip and flop in her HARD CORE bed. She sat

up in bed with a long HARD CORE yawn, followed by a long

HARD CORE sigh. Then she flung the Hard CORE covers over

her head and hoped her HARD CORE bunny hope to

her HARD CORE bathroom. She took a long HARD CORE bath that was very relaxing. She got out and looked at herself in the mirror. ?Today is the day? ?Today is the day I Find a worthy owner for my HARD CORE pants? While she finished getting dressed she sang a song to her HARD CORE pants. She had spent a whole three months sewing and stitching them together to make them really, really HARD CORE. She was determined to find a good responsible owner for her pants because after all why would she need them she was after all a bunny.

In the mean time Mr. Wiggins had set out on his adventure for the perfect gift. Unfortunately he wasn?t having very much luck at all. He had gone to all the stores in his little village but couldn?t find a truly perfect gift. He was getting very depressed and exhausted. ?Uhhhh? he sighed ? I just can?t seem to?.WAIT!!!!! I know I will give my best friend flowers for they are truly the perfect gift. He went into the store and looked around for the perfect flowers. Then he saw them. They were truly perfect. ?Jerusalem Bunters! They are no doubt the absolute perfect flower.? He purchased three dozen of the rare and beautiful flowers and had them raped up for his best friend. He went merrily on his way to his best friends house. She lived very far away but he didn?t mind traveling the long roads to her house, for she was worth it, She had long blonde hair that hung about her shoulders, and Beautiful eyes that always sparkled. Her skin was the color of ivory and as soft as a baby?s skin. Her smile was truly her best feature. It was magnificent she could turn a million heads with that smile. What really made her special though, was her personality. She had a personality to die for. She was very smart, and was always nice to everyone. Mr. Wiggins hadn?t even realized that he was walking up his best friends driveway, for just thinking about her made his journey go by so quickly.

Back in HARD CORE forest HARD CORE bunny had set out for an adventure of her own. She hopped through the forest in hopes to find someone worthy of her HARD CORE pants. She came to a tree that had many long limbs. On one of its limbs there sat a really big owl. ?Now I know he really could use my HARD CORE pants. He must be worthy of them if anyone is? she thought to herself. ?Hello Mr. Owl could I interest you in a lovely pair of HARD CORE pants?? she said ?who, who? said the owl. ?Oh pardon me Mr. Owl my name is HARD CORE bunny,? she explained. ?Who, who? replied the owl. Speaking louder and clearer now she said, ?I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you would be interested at all in some HARD CORE pants.? ?Who, who? said the owl. ?Well for the last time I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I wanted to know if you would like to have my HARD CORE pants? she said very agitated. ?Who, who? replied the owl. There was silence for a brief moment then hopping off HARD CORE bunny said ?How rude!? She hoped along thinking to herself that he was defiantly not worthy of her HARD CORE pants. HARD CORE bunny hopped along the path hoping she would come across someone else really soon. Then she came to a brook. There was a very peculiar creature sitting on a log that wasn?t very far from her. She wondered if she should offer her HARD CORE pants to this complete stranger. ?Hello, how are you?? he asked, ?Hello, what are you?? HARD CORE bunny retorted. ?Why I?m a Manatee, also known as a sea cow? HARD CORE bunny pondered this for a second and then very hopeful she asked ?would you by any chance be interested in some HARD CORE pants? The sea cow thought for a moment then replied ?Well I am a sea cow and if I was to wear your HARD CORE pants I would be afraid I might soil them in the water. After all the forest isn?t the best place to own a pair of HARD CORE pants? HARD CORE bunny was discouraged but happy for the information the sea cow had given her all the same ?That is true. I don?t know why I didn?t think of that in the first place. Do you have any idea where I might have some luck in finding my HARD CORE pants an owner?? she asked ?why that?s easy, just travel through HARD CORE forest and at the very end of the path there Is a small church surly you can find a very responsible loyal owner there.? he said HARD CORE bunny was very grateful for this information and thanked him before she went on her way. She was hopeful once more and continued on her quest for an owner.

Back on the other side of town Mr. Wiggins was approaching his best friends house. He knocked at the door and she answered it very happy to see him. They went inside and she couldn?t believe her gift. ?These are the prettiest flowers I have ever seen? she exclaimed. Mr. Wiggins sat down with her and they talked and talked about how exiting it was to turn 16. As they were talking Mr. Wiggins noticed a rash on her face. ?How did you get that horrible rash?? he asked. She apparently wasn?t aware that she had one and suddenly it hit him she was allergic to the Jerusalem burnets! (Being a foreign flower and all this was highly likely.) She was very upset when she saw the rash and had to throw the flowers away. ?You should probably leave, we cant be sure its not contagious? she said. Mr. Wiggins was very upset for his gift wasn?t perfect at all. Walking home he was very ashamed because he hadn?t gotten his friend the perfect gift. He went home and was so depressed he just went back to bed and felt sorry for himself.

HARD CORE bunny was just now approaching the church. The Saturday morning service had just started apparently, because people were coming in from all sides. She looked long and hard searching for the person worthy enough to be the owner of her HARD CORE pants. She spotted her immediately. The girl was tugging at her skirt and it looked very uncomfortable. This is great thought HARD CORE bunny. She walked slowly up to the girl and then asked very politely ?I was wondering if you would be interested in these HARD CORE pants?? ?Oh no!? replied the girl. ?I am Pentecostal and therefore I am not allowed to wear pants at all.? This really upset HARD CORE bunny and she ran off crying. She had spent all day trying to find a really good owner for her pants and traveled very far yet nobody wanted them. She raced down the path again but was so upset she didn?t notice she was running the wrong way. She got really scared because it was getting dark and she was all alone. After all the forest is no place for an attractive HARD CORE bunny to be after dark. She came upon a small bungalow and decided she would ask for help there. She knocked on the door and then a lovely young woman answered. ?Hello my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you could help me because I am lost.? ?Sure, but it is awfully late so why don?t you just stay here tonight.? Answered the girl. HARD CORE bunny was very grateful and thanked her over and over. HARD CORE bunny noticed she had been crying so she asked ?dear child why are you so upset someone as pretty as you should never be upset? The girl then explained the whole story about how all she wanted was for her friends to be with her on her birthday but instead she had to be abandoned and the only present she got was a horrible rash. ?I know!!? HARD CORE bunny shouted. ?You can have these nice hand sewn lovely HARD CORE pants? ?Oh my thank you ever so much she cried these are the best HARD CORE pants I have ever seen? HARD CORE bunny was very happy to have finally found her pants an owner. They were happy again and very glad they had found one another then there was a knock at the door. ?Well who on earth could that be? said the girl as she went to answer the door. It was Mr. Wiggins. He had realized that there was no such thing as the perfect gift and that the only truly perfect gift was friendship. They all spent the night together that night and it was Shelby?s best birthday ever.

THE END

Mr. Wiggins woke up Monday morning to the painful screeching of his alarm clock drilling through his ear. He hated that alarm clock with a passion. It greeted him every morning with that same awful sound giving him a head ache to start off the day. He practically rolled out of bed falling onto the floor. He crawled across his blue shag carpet to the light switch. His eyes were forced shut from sleep which is always very irritating. When he hit the switch his big weary eyes opened involuntarily and were pierced with the excruciating pain of bright light. Which made his head ache even more. He stumbled to the shower and turned on the hot water full blast. Then remembering it was the day his dear friend turned 16 he said, ?today is the day? ?today is the day I shall find the perfect gift for my best friend?

On the other side of the village in HARD CORE forest HARD

CORE bunny wasJust waking up. The HARD CORE sun had

intruded into her HARD CORE bunny hole and surrounded

her room causing her to flip and flop in her HARD CORE bed. She sat

up in bed with a long HARD CORE yawn, followed by a long

HARD CORE sigh. Then she flung the Hard CORE covers over

her head and hoped her HARD CORE bunny hope to

her HARD CORE bathroom. She took a long HARD CORE bath that was very relaxing. She got out and looked at herself in the mirror. ?Today is the day? ?Today is the day I Find a worthy owner for my HARD CORE pants? While she finished getting dressed she sang a song to her HARD CORE pants. She had spent a whole three months sewing and stitching them together to make them really, really HARD CORE. She was determined to find a good responsible owner for her pants because after all why would she need them she was after all a bunny.

In the mean time Mr. Wiggins had set out on his adventure for the perfect gift. Unfortunately he wasn?t having very much luck at all. He had gone to all the stores in his little village but couldn?t find a truly perfect gift. He was getting very depressed and exhausted. ?Uhhhh? he sighed ? I just can?t seem to?.WAIT!!!!! I know I will give my best friend flowers for they are truly the perfect gift. He went into the store and looked around for the perfect flowers. Then he saw them. They were truly perfect. ?Jerusalem Bunters! They are no doubt the absolute perfect flower.? He purchased three dozen of the rare and beautiful flowers and had them raped up for his best friend. He went merrily on his way to his best friends house. She lived very far away but he didn?t mind traveling the long roads to her house, for she was worth it, She had long blonde hair that hung about her shoulders, and Beautiful eyes that always sparkled. Her skin was the color of ivory and as soft as a baby?s skin. Her smile was truly her best feature. It was magnificent she could turn a million heads with that smile. What really made her special though, was her personality. She had a personality to die for. She was very smart, and was always nice to everyone. Mr. Wiggins hadn?t even realized that he was walking up his best friends driveway, for just thinking about her made his journey go by so quickly.

Back in HARD CORE forest HARD CORE bunny had set out for an adventure of her own. She hopped through the forest in hopes to find someone worthy of her HARD CORE pants. She came to a tree that had many long limbs. On one of its limbs there sat a really big owl. ?Now I know he really could use my HARD CORE pants. He must be worthy of them if anyone is? she thought to herself. ?Hello Mr. Owl could I interest you in a lovely pair of HARD CORE pants?? she said ?who, who? said the owl. ?Oh pardon me Mr. Owl my name is HARD CORE bunny,? she explained. ?Who, who? replied the owl. Speaking louder and clearer now she said, ?I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you would be interested at all in some HARD CORE pants.? ?Who, who? said the owl. ?Well for the last time I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I wanted to know if you would like to have my HARD CORE pants? she said very agitated. ?Who, who? replied the owl. There was silence for a brief moment then hopping off HARD CORE bunny said ?How rude!? She hoped along thinking to herself that he was defiantly not worthy of her HARD CORE pants. HARD CORE bunny hopped along the path hoping she would come across someone else really soon. Then she came to a brook. There was a very peculiar creature sitting on a log that wasn?t very far from her. She wondered if she should offer her HARD CORE pants to this complete stranger. ?Hello, how are you?? he asked, ?Hello, what are you?? HARD CORE bunny retorted. ?Why I?m a Manatee, also known as a sea cow? HARD CORE bunny pondered this for a second and then very hopeful she asked ?would you by any chance be interested in some HARD CORE pants? The sea cow thought for a moment then replied ?Well I am a sea cow and if I was to wear your HARD CORE pants I would be afraid I might soil them in the water. After all the forest isn?t the best place to own a pair of HARD CORE pants? HARD CORE bunny was discouraged but happy for the information the sea cow had given her all the same ?That is true. I don?t know why I didn?t think of that in the first place. Do you have any idea where I might have some luck in finding my HARD CORE pants an owner?? she asked ?why that?s easy, just travel through HARD CORE forest and at the very end of the path there Is a small church surly you can find a very responsible loyal owner there.? he said HARD CORE bunny was very grateful for this information and thanked him before she went on her way. She was hopeful once more and continued on her quest for an owner.

Back on the other side of town Mr. Wiggins was approaching his best friends house. He knocked at the door and she answered it very happy to see him. They went inside and she couldn?t believe her gift. ?These are the prettiest flowers I have ever seen? she exclaimed. Mr. Wiggins sat down with her and they talked and talked about how exiting it was to turn 16. As they were talking Mr. Wiggins noticed a rash on her face. ?How did you get that horrible rash?? he asked. She apparently wasn?t aware that she had one and suddenly it hit him she was allergic to the Jerusalem burnets! (Being a foreign flower and all this was highly likely.) She was very upset when she saw the rash and had to throw the flowers away. ?You should probably leave, we cant be sure its not contagious? she said. Mr. Wiggins was very upset for his gift wasn?t perfect at all. Walking home he was very ashamed because he hadn?t gotten his friend the perfect gift. He went home and was so depressed he just went back to bed and felt sorry for himself.

HARD CORE bunny was just now approaching the church. The Saturday morning service had just started apparently, because people were coming in from all sides. She looked long and hard searching for the person worthy enough to be the owner of her HARD CORE pants. She spotted her immediately. The girl was tugging at her skirt and it looked very uncomfortable. This is great thought HARD CORE bunny. She walked slowly up to the girl and then asked very politely ?I was wondering if you would be interested in these HARD CORE pants?? ?Oh no!? replied the girl. ?I am Pentecostal and therefore I am not allowed to wear pants at all.? This really upset HARD CORE bunny and she ran off crying. She had spent all day trying to find a really good owner for her pants and traveled very far yet nobody wanted them. She raced down the path again but was so upset she didn?t notice she was running the wrong way. She got really scared because it was getting dark and she was all alone. After all the forest is no place for an attractive HARD CORE bunny to be after dark. She came upon a small bungalow and decided she would ask for help there. She knocked on the door and then a lovely young woman answered. ?Hello my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you could help me because I am lost.? ?Sure, but it is awfully late so why don?t you just stay here tonight.? Answered the girl. HARD CORE bunny was very grateful and thanked her over and over. HARD CORE bunny noticed she had been crying so she asked ?dear child why are you so upset someone as pretty as you should never be upset? The girl then explained the whole story about how all she wanted was for her friends to be with her on her birthday but instead she had to be abandoned and the only present she got was a horrible rash. ?I know!!? HARD CORE bunny shouted. ?You can have these nice hand sewn lovely HARD CORE pants? ?Oh my thank you ever so much she cried these are the best HARD CORE pants I have ever seen? HARD CORE bunny was very happy to have finally found her pants an owner. They were happy again and very glad they had found one another then there was a knock at the door. ?Well who on earth could that be? said the girl as she went to answer the door. It was Mr. Wiggins. He had realized that there was no such thing as the perfect gift and that the only truly perfect gift was friendship. They all spent the night together that night and it was Shelby?s best birthday ever.

THE END

Mr. Wiggins woke up Monday morning to the painful screeching of his alarm clock drilling through his ear. He hated that alarm clock with a passion. It greeted him every morning with that same awful sound giving him a head ache to start off the day. He practically rolled out of bed falling onto the floor. He crawled across his blue shag carpet to the light switch. His eyes were forced shut from sleep which is always very irritating. When he hit the switch his big weary eyes opened involuntarily and were pierced with the excruciating pain of bright light. Which made his head ache even more. He stumbled to the shower and turned on the hot water full blast. Then remembering it was the day his dear friend turned 16 he said, ?today is the day? ?today is the day I shall find the perfect gift for my best friend?

On the other side of the village in HARD CORE forest HARD

CORE bunny wasJust waking up. The HARD CORE sun had

intruded into her HARD CORE bunny hole and surrounded

her room causing her to flip and flop in her HARD CORE bed. She sat

up in bed with a long HARD CORE yawn, followed by a long

HARD CORE sigh. Then she flung the Hard CORE covers over

her head and hoped her HARD CORE bunny hope to

her HARD CORE bathroom. She took a long HARD CORE bath that was very relaxing. She got out and looked at herself in the mirror. ?Today is the day? ?Today is the day I Find a worthy owner for my HARD CORE pants? While she finished getting dressed she sang a song to her HARD CORE pants. She had spent a whole three months sewing and stitching them together to make them really, really HARD CORE. She was determined to find a good responsible owner for her pants because after all why would she need them she was after all a bunny.

In the mean time Mr. Wiggins had set out on his adventure for the perfect gift. Unfortunately he wasn?t having very much luck at all. He had gone to all the stores in his little village but couldn?t find a truly perfect gift. He was getting very depressed and exhausted. ?Uhhhh? he sighed ? I just can?t seem to?.WAIT!!!!! I know I will give my best friend flowers for they are truly the perfect gift. He went into the store and looked around for the perfect flowers. Then he saw them. They were truly perfect. ?Jerusalem Bunters! They are no doubt the absolute perfect flower.? He purchased three dozen of the rare and beautiful flowers and had them raped up for his best friend. He went merrily on his way to his best friends house. She lived very far away but he didn?t mind traveling the long roads to her house, for she was worth it, She had long blonde hair that hung about her shoulders, and Beautiful eyes that always sparkled. Her skin was the color of ivory and as soft as a baby?s skin. Her smile was truly her best feature. It was magnificent she could turn a million heads with that smile. What really made her special though, was her personality. She had a personality to die for. She was very smart, and was always nice to everyone. Mr. Wiggins hadn?t even realized that he was walking up his best friends driveway, for just thinking about her made his journey go by so quickly.

Back in HARD CORE forest HARD CORE bunny had set out for an adventure of her own. She hopped through the forest in hopes to find someone worthy of her HARD CORE pants. She came to a tree that had many long limbs. On one of its limbs there sat a really big owl. ?Now I know he really could use my HARD CORE pants. He must be worthy of them if anyone is? she thought to herself. ?Hello Mr. Owl could I interest you in a lovely pair of HARD CORE pants?? she said ?who, who? said the owl. ?Oh pardon me Mr. Owl my name is HARD CORE bunny,? she explained. ?Who, who? replied the owl. Speaking louder and clearer now she said, ?I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you would be interested at all in some HARD CORE pants.? ?Who, who? said the owl. ?Well for the last time I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I wanted to know if you would like to have my HARD CORE pants? she said very agitated. ?Who, who? replied the owl. There was silence for a brief moment then hopping off HARD CORE bunny said ?How rude!? She hoped along thinking to herself that he was defiantly not worthy of her HARD CORE pants. HARD CORE bunny hopped along the path hoping she would come across someone else really soon. Then she came to a brook. There was a very peculiar creature sitting on a log that wasn?t very far from her. She wondered if she should offer her HARD CORE pants to this complete stranger. ?Hello, how are you?? he asked, ?Hello, what are you?? HARD CORE bunny retorted. ?Why I?m a Manatee, also known as a sea cow? HARD CORE bunny pondered this for a second and then very hopeful she asked ?would you by any chance be interested in some HARD CORE pants? The sea cow thought for a moment then replied ?Well I am a sea cow and if I was to wear your HARD CORE pants I would be afraid I might soil them in the water. After all the forest isn?t the best place to own a pair of HARD CORE pants? HARD CORE bunny was discouraged but happy for the information the sea cow had given her all the same ?That is true. I don?t know why I didn?t think of that in the first place. Do you have any idea where I might have some luck in finding my HARD CORE pants an owner?? she asked ?why that?s easy, just travel through HARD CORE forest and at the very end of the path there Is a small church surly you can find a very responsible loyal owner there.? he said HARD CORE bunny was very grateful for this information and thanked him before she went on her way. She was hopeful once more and continued on her quest for an owner.

Back on the other side of town Mr. Wiggins was approaching his best friends house. He knocked at the door and she answered it very happy to see him. They went inside and she couldn?t believe her gift. ?These are the prettiest flowers I have ever seen? she exclaimed. Mr. Wiggins sat down with her and they talked and talked about how exiting it was to turn 16. As they were talking Mr. Wiggins noticed a rash on her face. ?How did you get that horrible rash?? he asked. She apparently wasn?t aware that she had one and suddenly it hit him she was allergic to the Jerusalem burnets! (Being a foreign flower and all this was highly likely.) She was very upset when she saw the rash and had to throw the flowers away. ?You should probably leave, we cant be sure its not contagious? she said. Mr. Wiggins was very upset for his gift wasn?t perfect at all. Walking home he was very ashamed because he hadn?t gotten his friend the perfect gift. He went home and was so depressed he just went back to bed and felt sorry for himself.

HARD CORE bunny was just now approaching the church. The Saturday morning service had just started apparently, because people were coming in from all sides. She looked long and hard searching for the person worthy enough to be the owner of her HARD CORE pants. She spotted her immediately. The girl was tugging at her skirt and it looked very uncomfortable. This is great thought HARD CORE bunny. She walked slowly up to the girl and then asked very politely ?I was wondering if you would be interested in these HARD CORE pants?? ?Oh no!? replied the girl. ?I am Pentecostal and therefore I am not allowed to wear pants at all.? This really upset HARD CORE bunny and she ran off crying. She had spent all day trying to find a really good owner for her pants and traveled very far yet nobody wanted them. She raced down the path again but was so upset she didn?t notice she was running the wrong way. She got really scared because it was getting dark and she was all alone. After all the forest is no place for an attractive HARD CORE bunny to be after dark. She came upon a small bungalow and decided she would ask for help there. She knocked on the door and then a lovely young woman answered. ?Hello my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you could help me because I am lost.? ?Sure, but it is awfully late so why don?t you just stay here tonight.? Answered the girl. HARD CORE bunny was very grateful and thanked her over and over. HARD CORE bunny noticed she had been crying so she asked ?dear child why are you so upset someone as pretty as you should never be upset? The girl then explained the whole story about how all she wanted was for her friends to be with her on her birthday but instead she had to be abandoned and the only present she got was a horrible rash. ?I know!!? HARD CORE bunny shouted. ?You can have these nice hand sewn lovely HARD CORE pants? ?Oh my thank you ever so much she cried these are the best HARD CORE pants I have ever seen? HARD CORE bunny was very happy to have finally found her pants an owner. They were happy again and very glad they had found one another then there was a knock at the door. ?Well who on earth could that be? said the girl as she went to answer the door. It was Mr. Wiggins. He had realized that there was no such thing as the perfect gift and that the only truly perfect gift was friendship. They all spent the night together that night and it was Shelby?s best birthday ever.

THE END

Mr. Wiggins woke up Monday morning to the painful screeching of his alarm clock drilling through his ear. He hated that alarm clock with a passion. It greeted him every morning with that same awful sound giving him a head ache to start off the day. He practically rolled out of bed falling onto the floor. He crawled across his blue shag carpet to the light switch. His eyes were forced shut from sleep which is always very irritating. When he hit the switch his big weary eyes opened involuntarily and were pierced with the excruciating pain of bright light. Which made his head ache even more. He stumbled to the shower and turned on the hot water full blast. Then remembering it was the day his dear friend turned 16 he said, ?today is the day? ?today is the day I shall find the perfect gift for my best friend?

On the other side of the village in HARD CORE forest HARD

CORE bunny wasJust waking up. The HARD CORE sun had

intruded into her HARD CORE bunny hole and surrounded

her room causing her to flip and flop in her HARD CORE bed. She sat

up in bed with a long HARD CORE yawn, followed by a long

HARD CORE sigh. Then she flung the Hard CORE covers over

her head and hoped her HARD CORE bunny hope to

her HARD CORE bathroom. She took a long HARD CORE bath that was very relaxing. She got out and looked at herself in the mirror. ?Today is the day? ?Today is the day I Find a worthy owner for my HARD CORE pants? While she finished getting dressed she sang a song to her HARD CORE pants. She had spent a whole three months sewing and stitching them together to make them really, really HARD CORE. She was determined to find a good responsible owner for her pants because after all why would she need them she was after all a bunny.

In the mean time Mr. Wiggins had set out on his adventure for the perfect gift. Unfortunately he wasn?t having very much luck at all. He had gone to all the stores in his little village but couldn?t find a truly perfect gift. He was getting very depressed and exhausted. ?Uhhhh? he sighed ? I just can?t seem to?.WAIT!!!!! I know I will give my best friend flowers for they are truly the perfect gift. He went into the store and looked around for the perfect flowers. Then he saw them. They were truly perfect. ?Jerusalem Bunters! They are no doubt the absolute perfect flower.? He purchased three dozen of the rare and beautiful flowers and had them raped up for his best friend. He went merrily on his way to his best friends house. She lived very far away but he didn?t mind traveling the long roads to her house, for she was worth it, She had long blonde hair that hung about her shoulders, and Beautiful eyes that always sparkled. Her skin was the color of ivory and as soft as a baby?s skin. Her smile was truly her best feature. It was magnificent she could turn a million heads with that smile. What really made her special though, was her personality. She had a personality to die for. She was very smart, and was always nice to everyone. Mr. Wiggins hadn?t even realized that he was walking up his best friends driveway, for just thinking about her made his journey go by so quickly.

Back in HARD CORE forest HARD CORE bunny had set out for an adventure of her own. She hopped through the forest in hopes to find someone worthy of her HARD CORE pants. She came to a tree that had many long limbs. On one of its limbs there sat a really big owl. ?Now I know he really could use my HARD CORE pants. He must be worthy of them if anyone is? she thought to herself. ?Hello Mr. Owl could I interest you in a lovely pair of HARD CORE pants?? she said ?who, who? said the owl. ?Oh pardon me Mr. Owl my name is HARD CORE bunny,? she explained. ?Who, who? replied the owl. Speaking louder and clearer now she said, ?I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you would be interested at all in some HARD CORE pants.? ?Who, who? said the owl. ?Well for the last time I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I wanted to know if you would like to have my HARD CORE pants? she said very agitated. ?Who, who? replied the owl. There was silence for a brief moment then hopping off HARD CORE bunny said ?How rude!? She hoped along thinking to herself that he was defiantly not worthy of her HARD CORE pants. HARD CORE bunny hopped along the path hoping she would come across someone else really soon. Then she came to a brook. There was a very peculiar creature sitting on a log that wasn?t very far from her. She wondered if she should offer her HARD CORE pants to this complete stranger. ?Hello, how are you?? he asked, ?Hello, what are you?? HARD CORE bunny retorted. ?Why I?m a Manatee, also known as a sea cow? HARD CORE bunny pondered this for a second and then very hopeful she asked ?would you by any chance be interested in some HARD CORE pants? The sea cow thought for a moment then replied ?Well I am a sea cow and if I was to wear your HARD CORE pants I would be afraid I might soil them in the water. After all the forest isn?t the best place to own a pair of HARD CORE pants? HARD CORE bunny was discouraged but happy for the information the sea cow had given her all the same ?That is true. I don?t know why I didn?t think of that in the first place. Do you have any idea where I might have some luck in finding my HARD CORE pants an owner?? she asked ?why that?s easy, just travel through HARD CORE forest and at the very end of the path there Is a small church surly you can find a very responsible loyal owner there.? he said HARD CORE bunny was very grateful for this information and thanked him before she went on her way. She was hopeful once more and continued on her quest for an owner.

Back on the other side of town Mr. Wiggins was approaching his best friends house. He knocked at the door and she answered it very happy to see him. They went inside and she couldn?t believe her gift. ?These are the prettiest flowers I have ever seen? she exclaimed. Mr. Wiggins sat down with her and they talked and talked about how exiting it was to turn 16. As they were talking Mr. Wiggins noticed a rash on her face. ?How did you get that horrible rash?? he asked. She apparently wasn?t aware that she had one and suddenly it hit him she was allergic to the Jerusalem burnets! (Being a foreign flower and all this was highly likely.) She was very upset when she saw the rash and had to throw the flowers away. ?You should probably leave, we cant be sure its not contagious? she said. Mr. Wiggins was very upset for his gift wasn?t perfect at all. Walking home he was very ashamed because he hadn?t gotten his friend the perfect gift. He went home and was so depressed he just went back to bed and felt sorry for himself.

HARD CORE bunny was just now approaching the church. The Saturday morning service had just started apparently, because people were coming in from all sides. She looked long and hard searching for the person worthy enough to be the owner of her HARD CORE pants. She spotted her immediately. The girl was tugging at her skirt and it looked very uncomfortable. This is great thought HARD CORE bunny. She walked slowly up to the girl and then asked very politely ?I was wondering if you would be interested in these HARD CORE pants?? ?Oh no!? replied the girl. ?I am Pentecostal and therefore I am not allowed to wear pants at all.? This really upset HARD CORE bunny and she ran off crying. She had spent all day trying to find a really good owner for her pants and traveled very far yet nobody wanted them. She raced down the path again but was so upset she didn?t notice she was running the wrong way. She got really scared because it was getting dark and she was all alone. After all the forest is no place for an attractive HARD CORE bunny to be after dark. She came upon a small bungalow and decided she would ask for help there. She knocked on the door and then a lovely young woman answered. ?Hello my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you could help me because I am lost.? ?Sure, but it is awfully late so why don?t you just stay here tonight.? Answered the girl. HARD CORE bunny was very grateful and thanked her over and over. HARD CORE bunny noticed she had been crying so she asked ?dear child why are you so upset someone as pretty as you should never be upset? The girl then explained the whole story about how all she wanted was for her friends to be with her on her birthday but instead she had to be abandoned and the only present she got was a horrible rash. ?I know!!? HARD CORE bunny shouted. ?You can have these nice hand sewn lovely HARD CORE pants? ?Oh my thank you ever so much she cried these are the best HARD CORE pants I have ever seen? HARD CORE bunny was very happy to have finally found her pants an owner. They were happy again and very glad they had found one another then there was a knock at the door. ?Well who on earth could that be? said the girl as she went to answer the door. It was Mr. Wiggins. He had realized that there was no such thing as the perfect gift and that the only truly perfect gift was friendship. They all spent the night together that night and it was Shelby?s best birthday ever.

THE END

Mr. Wiggins woke up Monday morning to the painful screeching of his alarm clock drilling through his ear. He hated that alarm clock with a passion. It greeted him every morning with that same awful sound giving him a head ache to start off the day. He practically rolled out of bed falling onto the floor. He crawled across his blue shag carpet to the light switch. His eyes were forced shut from sleep which is always very irritating. When he hit the switch his big weary eyes opened involuntarily and were pierced with the excruciating pain of bright light. Which made his head ache even more. He stumbled to the shower and turned on the hot water full blast. Then remembering it was the day his dear friend turned 16 he said, ?today is the day? ?today is the day I shall find the perfect gift for my best friend?

On the other side of the village in HARD CORE forest HARD

CORE bunny wasJust waking up. The HARD CORE sun had

intruded into her HARD CORE bunny hole and surrounded

her room causing her to flip and flop in her HARD CORE bed. She sat

up in bed with a long HARD CORE yawn, followed by a long

HARD CORE sigh. Then she flung the Hard CORE covers over

her head and hoped her HARD CORE bunny hope to

her HARD CORE bathroom. She took a long HARD CORE bath that was very relaxing. She got out and looked at herself in the mirror. ?Today is the day? ?Today is the day I Find a worthy owner for my HARD CORE pants? While she finished getting dressed she sang a song to her HARD CORE pants. She had spent a whole three months sewing and stitching them together to make them really, really HARD CORE. She was determined to find a good responsible owner for her pants because after all why would she need them she was after all a bunny.

In the mean time Mr. Wiggins had set out on his adventure for the perfect gift. Unfortunately he wasn?t having very much luck at all. He had gone to all the stores in his little village but couldn?t find a truly perfect gift. He was getting very depressed and exhausted. ?Uhhhh? he sighed ? I just can?t seem to?.WAIT!!!!! I know I will give my best friend flowers for they are truly the perfect gift. He went into the store and looked around for the perfect flowers. Then he saw them. They were truly perfect. ?Jerusalem Bunters! They are no doubt the absolute perfect flower.? He purchased three dozen of the rare and beautiful flowers and had them raped up for his best friend. He went merrily on his way to his best friends house. She lived very far away but he didn?t mind traveling the long roads to her house, for she was worth it, She had long blonde hair that hung about her shoulders, and Beautiful eyes that always sparkled. Her skin was the color of ivory and as soft as a baby?s skin. Her smile was truly her best feature. It was magnificent she could turn a million heads with that smile. What really made her special though, was her personality. She had a personality to die for. She was very smart, and was always nice to everyone. Mr. Wiggins hadn?t even realized that he was walking up his best friends driveway, for just thinking about her made his journey go by so quickly.

Back in HARD CORE forest HARD CORE bunny had set out for an adventure of her own. She hopped through the forest in hopes to find someone worthy of her HARD CORE pants. She came to a tree that had many long limbs. On one of its limbs there sat a really big owl. ?Now I know he really could use my HARD CORE pants. He must be worthy of them if anyone is? she thought to herself. ?Hello Mr. Owl could I interest you in a lovely pair of HARD CORE pants?? she said ?who, who? said the owl. ?Oh pardon me Mr. Owl my name is HARD CORE bunny,? she explained. ?Who, who? replied the owl. Speaking louder and clearer now she said, ?I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you would be interested at all in some HARD CORE pants.? ?Who, who? said the owl. ?Well for the last time I said my name is HARD CORE bunny and I wanted to know if you would like to have my HARD CORE pants? she said very agitated. ?Who, who? replied the owl. There was silence for a brief moment then hopping off HARD CORE bunny said ?How rude!? She hoped along thinking to herself that he was defiantly not worthy of her HARD CORE pants. HARD CORE bunny hopped along the path hoping she would come across someone else really soon. Then she came to a brook. There was a very peculiar creature sitting on a log that wasn?t very far from her. She wondered if she should offer her HARD CORE pants to this complete stranger. ?Hello, how are you?? he asked, ?Hello, what are you?? HARD CORE bunny retorted. ?Why I?m a Manatee, also known as a sea cow? HARD CORE bunny pondered this for a second and then very hopeful she asked ?would you by any chance be interested in some HARD CORE pants? The sea cow thought for a moment then replied ?Well I am a sea cow and if I was to wear your HARD CORE pants I would be afraid I might soil them in the water. After all the forest isn?t the best place to own a pair of HARD CORE pants? HARD CORE bunny was discouraged but happy for the information the sea cow had given her all the same ?That is true. I don?t know why I didn?t think of that in the first place. Do you have any idea where I might have some luck in finding my HARD CORE pants an owner?? she asked ?why that?s easy, just travel through HARD CORE forest and at the very end of the path there Is a small church surly you can find a very responsible loyal owner there.? he said HARD CORE bunny was very grateful for this information and thanked him before she went on her way. She was hopeful once more and continued on her quest for an owner.

Back on the other side of town Mr. Wiggins was approaching his best friends house. He knocked at the door and she answered it very happy to see him. They went inside and she couldn?t believe her gift. ?These are the prettiest flowers I have ever seen? she exclaimed. Mr. Wiggins sat down with her and they talked and talked about how exiting it was to turn 16. As they were talking Mr. Wiggins noticed a rash on her face. ?How did you get that horrible rash?? he asked. She apparently wasn?t aware that she had one and suddenly it hit him she was allergic to the Jerusalem burnets! (Being a foreign flower and all this was highly likely.) She was very upset when she saw the rash and had to throw the flowers away. ?You should probably leave, we cant be sure its not contagious? she said. Mr. Wiggins was very upset for his gift wasn?t perfect at all. Walking home he was very ashamed because he hadn?t gotten his friend the perfect gift. He went home and was so depressed he just went back to bed and felt sorry for himself.

HARD CORE bunny was just now approaching the church. The Saturday morning service had just started apparently, because people were coming in from all sides. She looked long and hard searching for the person worthy enough to be the owner of her HARD CORE pants. She spotted her immediately. The girl was tugging at her skirt and it looked very uncomfortable. This is great thought HARD CORE bunny. She walked slowly up to the girl and then asked very politely ?I was wondering if you would be interested in these HARD CORE pants?? ?Oh no!? replied the girl. ?I am Pentecostal and therefore I am not allowed to wear pants at all.? This really upset HARD CORE bunny and she ran off crying. She had spent all day trying to find a really good owner for her pants and traveled very far yet nobody wanted them. She raced down the path again but was so upset she didn?t notice she was running the wrong way. She got really scared because it was getting dark and she was all alone. After all the forest is no place for an attractive HARD CORE bunny to be after dark. She came upon a small bungalow and decided she would ask for help there. She knocked on the door and then a lovely young woman answered. ?Hello my name is HARD CORE bunny and I was wondering if you could help me because I am lost.? ?Sure, but it is awfully late so why don?t you just stay here tonight.? Answered the girl. HARD CORE bunny was very grateful and thanked her over and over. HARD CORE bunny noticed she had been crying so she asked ?dear child why are you so upset someone as pretty as you should never be upset? The girl then explained the whole story about how all she wanted was for her friends to be with her on her birthday but instead she had to be abandoned and the only present she got was a horrible rash. ?I know!!? HARD CORE bunny shouted. ?You can have these nice hand sewn lovely HARD CORE pants? ?Oh my thank you ever so much she cried these are the best HARD CORE pants I have ever seen? HARD CORE bunny was very happy to have finally found her pants an owner. They were happy again and very glad they had found one another then there was a knock at the door. ?Well who on earth could that be? said the girl as she went to answer the door. It was Mr. Wiggins. He had realized that there was no such thing