Wangus The Sewer Beast Essay, Research Paper

out of the sewer, and into the camode,

he’s a green-skinned goblin with a twelve foot chode.

he comes for your sisters *censored*,

strange goblin fetish, he’s gonna eat it.

no escape from the sewer beast,

on her *censored* he’s gonna feast.

no escape from the sewer beast,

your time has come, summon the priest.

the sewer goblin has but one fault,

at the sight of a rat he must hult.

for the only thing more tasty than human excriment,

is that of a sewer rodent.

no escape from the sewer beast,

on a rat he’s gonna feast.

no escape from the sewer beast,

no escape,no none in the least.

this little green *censored* is quite the pest,

for ways to get rid of him this is the best.

pinch a loaf, but do not flush,

now spritz some whiz over the putrid mush.

even thought he’ll eat food second-hand from your sis,

not even wangus likes to drink piss.

this poem came from the ass of pregnant goat.