Lyrics: The Real Slim Shady Essay, Research Paper

Artist: Eminem Album: The Marshall Mathers LP Song: The Real Slim Shady WWW: EminemWorld.com May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re going to have a problem here (Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her ass worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) It’s the return of the Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr Dre said ..Nothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Femenist women loved Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I’m sick of him look at him walking around grabing his you know what what, looking at you know who (yea but hes so cute thou) Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bums on your lips my bums on your lips and if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss and that’s the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens vagina is of course there gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don’t they? We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannabals who would rather rip people open like canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then theres no reason that a man and another man can’t elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite Women wet your panty hoes, [sing the chorus and it goes...] (Chorus) Im Slim Shady Yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So wont the real Slim Shady… Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I’m Slim Shady Yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So wont the real Slim shady… Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 2) Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so *censored* him and *censored* you too You think I give a damm about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me (but slim what if u win wouldn’t it be weird?) Why? [So you] guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Christina Aguilera better switch [me] chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And [hear 'em argue] over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV (yea hes cute but I think hes married to Kim, hehe) I should download [her] audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem [V.D.] (scream) I’m sick of you little [girl and] boy groups all you do is annoy me So I’ve been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don’t give a *censored* like me Who dress like me Walk, Talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me (chorus) (Verse 3) Im like a headtrip to listen to Cause I’m only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only diffreance is I got the balls to say it in front of ya’ll And I don’t got to be false or sugar [coated] at all I just get on the mic and spit it And wheather you like to admit it I [kick Shit] better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you [wonder how can] kidz [eat up] these albums Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I’m 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I’m [masturbatin' with Jergens and] I’m jerking But this whole bag of viagra isnt working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don’t give a *censored* With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and to be proud to out of your mind and out of control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? (chorus)

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