The Easy Road To The Final Four Essay, Research Paper

The Easy Road To the Final Four…

So, you’re from Indianapolis but all the tickets to the Final Four games are sold out. You still want in. You go to the game looking for scalpers but they charge over $200 a ticket. You pay him. FOOL!!!! Don’t pay him! Here’s what ya do,

Go to one of the gates that has little or no people.

Look for a GUY aged 18-30 who is talking the tickets.

When he asks for the ticket slowly take a fresh $100 bill.

95% of the time they’ll take it and tell you to go in.

Why does this work? This guy’s making $4.00 an hour. He’s been talking tickets all day. He’s tired. A $100 bill will wake him up.

NO ONE LOSES IN THIS SITUATION:

You: You get to see the game and sit anywhere.

Ticket Guy: He just made a $100!

Business guys: They overcharge so much it won’t matter to them.

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