Slim Shady Essay, Research Paper

The Real Slim Shady

(Talking)

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?

We’re going to have a problem here…

Eminem:

Ya?ll act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

Started whoopin her ass worse than before

They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

It?s the return of the

(Ah wait, no way, your kidding, he didn?t just say what I think he did, did he?)

And Dr Dre said…

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre?s dead, he’s locked in my basement (haha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka chicka chicka slim shady I’m sick of him

Look at him walking around grabing his you know what,

Flipping at you know who (yea but he’s so cute though!)

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what’s going on in your parent’s bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that?s the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

Of course there gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit 4th grade,

They got the discovery channel don?t they?

We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantelopes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Women wet your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it gooooesss

Chorus:

I’m Slim Shady

Yes I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady…

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady

Yes I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady…

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Eminem:

Will Smith don?t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do, so *censored* him and *censored* you too

You think I give a damm about a grammy?

Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

(But Slim what if you win, wouldn?t it be weird?)

Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera better switch these chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

(Yea he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe)

I should download a audio on mp3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem vd (scream)

I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there’s a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me

Who just don?t give a *censored* like me

Who dress like me

Walk, talk, and act like me

It just might be the next best thing

But not quite me

(Chorus)

Eminem:

I’m like a headtrip to listen to

Cause I’m only giving you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya?ll

And I don?t got to be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it and

Whether you like to admit it

I just *censored* it better than 90% of you rappers out there

Then you wonder how can

Kids eat up these albums, like valiums

Its funny ’cause at the rate I’m going when I’m 30

I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with jergins and I’m jerkin’

But this whole bag of viagra isn’t workin’

In every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’

He could be workin’ at Burger King spittin’ on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling

Screaming “I don?t give a *censored*”

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady, please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

(chorus)

(laugh)

I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it

Let’s all stand up.

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